Thrifty Husband
By Rozie37
@Rozie37 (15499)
Turkmenistan
April 1, 2007 11:21pm CST
On the way home from a business trip, a husband decides to stop and buy his wife a little gift. How about some perfume he asked the sales clerk?
She returned with a bottle costing $50.00. That is to expensive the man replied. So the clerk returned with a smaller bottle costing $30.00. The husband replied that it was still to much.
A little annoyed, the clerk returned with a tiny $15.00 bottle. You don't understand maam, said the husband, I want to see something really cheap. The clerk handed him a mirror.
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6 responses
@liveonlove (350)
• India
2 Apr 07
Lol this man was really chip. but its true joke . i like it. i also have a joke hope you like it.
An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said "yes".
The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what her answer was! "Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny..."
After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail, he got on the telephone and gave her a call. Embarrassed, he admitted that he didn't remember her answer to the marriage proposal.
"Oh", she said, "I'm so glad you called. I remembered saying 'yes' to someone, but I couldn't remember who it was."
@vicky19810 (1600)
• China
2 Apr 07
hi friend,yes ,it is a nice and funny joke.thank you for your offering the happyness to us.lol...
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@primecrimson (1387)
• Philippines
2 Apr 07
That was very funny! I just realized reading this joke that there are plenty of people who give gifts that means nothing at all. SOmetimes an expensive gift will always last in the memory of the recipient than many cheap gifts.
Showing our thoughtfulness to others requires sacrifice. We need to spend lots of money just to show to them how important they are to us.
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