Three Old Men
April 1, 2007 11:32pm CST
One seventy year old man says,"I have this problem, I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee." An eighty year old man says,"My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement." The ninety year old man says,"At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I crap like a cow." "So what's your problem?" asked the others. "I don't wake up until nine."