Victorias Secret
By oscarbartoni
@oscarbartoni (2581)
United States
April 2, 2007 11:11am CST
A man goes into Victorias Secret to buy his wife the most sheer lingerie. The sales lady brings one out and says that this one is only $250.00. The man says that it is not sheer enough and the sales lady goes and gets two more for him to look at, She say that the second one is only $350 but he says that it is not sheer enough either. The sales lady shows him the last one and tells himn that it will cost him $500 and he buys it and takes it home for his wife to wear for him. She goes into the bedroon to put it on and says to herself that it so sheer that the old coot would not even be able to see that she was wearing nothing and she could turn it back and get the money for herself. She paraded out of the bedroom with out any thing on and asks him what he thought of the new outfit? He replied that for the price that they should at least iron it first.
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@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
3 Apr 07
oh my, Well i bet she didn't return the the lingerie afterall especially after that comment. And he would have to be blind as a bat not to see that she didn't have clothes on. I think the excitment about lingerie is that men get to take it off. I wouldn't pay that price for lingerie either from anywhere.
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@kathy77 (7485)
• Australia
3 Apr 07
Oh wow this was a very funny joke and I enjoyed it very much thank you for cheering up my morning and I will definately be sending this to other family and friends that are not on mylot so they can have a laugh as well. Keep up these great jokes.
