Some fun with engineers
@roshnichaudhary (1160)
United States
6 responses
@paragtalking (250)
• Greece
4 Apr 07
hi Roshani Are you engineer?Have you completed your engineering in India?
Well I am doing my engineering in Mumbai,India.
Here is a funny SMS on engineers
What do you mean by B.E.
80GB of Syllabus,
80Mb of which we know
80KB we study
80Bytes we write in exam
And few Binary marks we get
So here comes B.E. Brain empty
How was that do you like this one if yes pleast let me know i will post here some more
@roshnichaudhary (1160)
• United States
4 Apr 07
Hi, I'm not an engineer but I'm an accountant(From ICWAI). One thing is very commong here our profession needs same article "an" before them when we are writing them.
Your response is terrific. Thanks a lot for defining B.E.
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@paragtalking (250)
• Greece
4 Apr 07
Hey I can't stop myself from adding this one
Do you know 70% of engineers are suffering from AIDS?
Can't believe? But it's true
AIDS=Attendance and internal marks deficiency
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@rocksensation (87)
• Pakistan
5 Jun 07
engineer stands for
e for erogant
n for naughty
g for gracious
i for idiot
e for empty hearted
r for rascal
@ahgong (10064)
• Singapore
6 Jun 07
hmm... I was reading your first post and am thinking... what is the logic behind the name engineer?
Well, a person who waits on you is a wait-er
a person who writes is a writ-er
a person who paints is a paint-er
a person who sweeps is a sweep-er
a person who cleans is a clean-er
so a person who operates an engine... well, naturally called a engine-er
no? what is so funny about that? *puzzled*
@deltaprospects (20)
• United States
11 Sep 07
Optimimist; The glass is half full
Pessimist; The glass is half empty
Engineer; The glass is twice as big than it needs to be
