Thanksgiving

@webeishere (36313)
United States
April 2, 2007 3:35pm CST
b i t s . n . b o b s ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving, But Aren't "Whew, that's one terrific spread!" "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat." "Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist." "Talk about a huge breast!" "It's Cool Whip time!" "If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!" "Are you ready for seconds yet?" "Are you going to come again next time?" "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?" "Just wait your turn, you'll get some!" "Don't play with your meat." "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in." "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?" "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!" "You still have a little bit on your chin." "Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it." "How long will it take after you stick it in?" "You'll know it's ready when it pops up." "Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!" "How many are coming?" "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!" "Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest." "How long do I beat it before it's ready?" HAPPY POSTINGS FROM GRANDPA BOB !!~
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@mamasan34 (6518)
• United States
3 Apr 07
LOL! That is hilarious! So true, but funny every time! I think this fits in at Christmas time as well!
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• United States
4 Apr 07
Good one Grandpa Bob! I know I have said alot of these when making the turkey. I have also heard alot of them while making the dinner :)
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@webeishere (36313)
• United States
4 Apr 07
LOL. My qusetion is what were you're reactions when you realized what you said?
@dixielol (1579)
• United States
5 Apr 07
Hehe, I remember getting this in a email before. It is funny every time I read it though. Thanks for shareing it Grandpa Bob!
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@minnie_98214 (10557)
• United States
3 Apr 07
Oh you dirty old man. I have heard these before but they are always funny. i can just picture mom saying these and not understanding why we all laugh at her.
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@webeishere (36313)
• United States
3 Apr 07
I t would be hilarious hearing her say some of there wouldn't it?
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• India
4 Apr 07
Even though I am not a Christian, I really enjoyed your joke,this shows how the language whether it is English or Tamil,if somebody uses double meaning language, everybody says it is vulgar, but seceretly everybody loves it. Happy Easter to u and your family
• Canada
3 Apr 07
Oh lordy, I have heard a few of those around the table both at Thanksgiving, Easter and Christmas, I suspect that I will hear some of them next week as I am preparing the Easter feast for my family...I hope I hear this one for sure..."If I dont undo my pants I will burst"!...haha!!..
@honeyangel (1991)
2 Apr 07
PMSL they were funny lol