Good Old Fred

@Rozie37 (15499)
Turkmenistan
April 3, 2007 3:58am CST
Ol' Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on. The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol' used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died. The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket. At the funeral, as he was finishing his message, he realized that he was wearing to same jacket when Ol' Fred died. He said, You know Ol' fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all. He opened the note, and read, Hey, you're standing on my oxygen tube.
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• Romania
3 Apr 07
"Poor Old Fred" would be better i guess... lol... that was one unlucky man... killed by the messenger of God... that's ironic, isn't it?
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@Rozie37 (15499)
• Turkmenistan
3 Apr 07
It's just a joke. Come on, let's not turn it into something against God.
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• Romania
4 Apr 07
i wasn't turning against God, don't worry, i got the point in the first place. ;)
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@Rozie37 (15499)
• Turkmenistan
5 Apr 07
Okay, cool!
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• India
3 Apr 07
A tour guide was showing a tourist around Washington, D. C. The guide pointed out the place where George Washington supposedly threw a dollar across the Potomac River. "That's impossible," said the tourist. "No one could throw a coin that far!" "You have to remember," answered the guide. "A dollar went a lot farther in those days."
@ellijah (244)
• Nigeria
3 Apr 07
Hi mam. do u think that the preacher killed the man by standing on his oxygen tube mistakenly.i hope this is a joke if it is a true story the preacher will feel guilty all the daays of his life.people might end up calling the pastor names too.u know how people are .
@Rozie37 (15499)
• Turkmenistan
3 Apr 07
It is just a joke.
@vijdream (23)
• India
3 Apr 07
its good every human being need inspiration in there lives and some one is there behind every successful person