Lawer joke

@RobinJ (2501)
Canada
April 4, 2007 11:56am CST
THE BEST DARN LAWYER STORY One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said. "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also." The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, Ialso have a wife and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all, as well, " the lawyer answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."
2 responses
@wolfie34 (26791)
• United Kingdom
4 Apr 07
Excellent! Thanks for sharing, enjoyed that, certainly put a smile on my face and I certainly wasn't expecting that punch line!
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@RobinJ (2501)
• Canada
4 Apr 07
Wolfie, thanks I have made it my mission to bring smiles to as many as possible. I get a lot of jokes from my friend and if I burst out laughing and it is in the guidelines I post it. Mission Accomplished
@Katlady2 (9920)
• United States
4 Apr 07
LOL!! That sounds like something my hubby always says to my son. He tells him to get to work on the yard, and take his toothbrush with him! Good joke! I loved it!
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