this is cute
By RobinJ
@RobinJ (2501)
Canada
April 4, 2007 6:10pm CST
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To
Keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card,
And write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would
Arrange for child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home
To his confused wife.
"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange
Post card today," "Oh, just give it to me and I'll
Explain it," he said to her.
The wife watched as her husband read the card. He
Turned white and fainted.
On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti,
Spaghetti: Two with meatballs, one without."
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@crackhead (1826)
• India
15 Apr 07
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.
The interviewer starts with the basics.
"So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?"
The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before replying "Ehhhh... 22!"
The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?"
The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces "Five foot two!"
This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics; something the interviewee won't have to count, measure, or lookup. "Just to confirm for our records, your name please?"
The airhead bobs her head from side to side for about ten seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying "MANDY!"
The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks - "What in the world were you doing when I asked you your name?"
"Ohhhh, that!" replies the airhead...
" I was just running through that song -
'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear... ' .
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@Acts238girl (2087)
• United States
5 Apr 07
That was really cute.I really enjoyed reading it.Thanks for sharing it with us.
