An physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients

@raydene (9874)
United States
April 4, 2007 7:31pm CST
An physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their An physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" "Can you hear me NOW?" "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married." "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!" "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?" colonoscopies: "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" "Can you hear me NOW?" "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married." "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!" "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"
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• United States
5 Apr 07
I don't believe it. I don't believe the doctor. But, aren't these good. HAAAAAA. HAAAAA.
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• United States
6 Apr 07
lmao
@kathy77 (7487)
• Australia
5 Apr 07
Oh wow thank you for sharing these comments with your friends they are great and funny and have given me a laugh as you know that my husband has been sick recently and even tonight he just came home from his kidney xray and told me a joke that his doctor told him so yes they all do this and make the patient and the doctor feel comfortable together.
• India
5 Apr 07
hehehehe.......... poor fella!!!!!!!
@winterose (39893)
• Canada
5 Apr 07
some of these are really brilliant. lol, I saw this list before.
@Acts238girl (2088)
• United States
5 Apr 07
That's really funny.Thanks for sharing it with us.
@davis123 (507)
• United States
5 Apr 07
thnaks for posting