A schoolboy went to lady teacher

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A school boy went to a lady teacher, said-I am smart for 1st grade but Smarter enough to have 3rd grade.I want it. Teacher took him to principal cabin and explained.Principal agreed and said we will test you my boy and if passes then it's ok.The boy was ready. principal:12x12 boy:144 Teacher: what is that a cow has 4 and I have 2, Boy:legs, Teacher:what is that your pant do have but my pant don't, Boy: pockets, Teacher:what is that,which starts with C and ends with T,it is oval,hairy,delicious and contains white liquid Boy:coconut, Teacher:What does man do standing,woman does sitting and a dog does on three legs, Boy:Shake hand Teacher:you stick your poles inside me,you tie me down to get me up.I get wet before you do. Boy:Tent Teacher:I am a stiff shaft,my tip penetrates,I come with quiver Boy:Arrow Teacher:which word starts with F and ends with K,it means lot of heat and excitment Boy:Firetruck Teacher:which word starts with F and ends with K and if you don't get it you have to use your hands Boy:Fork Teacher:What it that all men have one,Some have long than others,Normally a man gives his wife,after they get married BOY:SIRNAME Principal took a long breeth and said"send this boy to university"