3 pints of guiness! lol

@mummymo (23706)
April 9, 2007 1:48pm CST
Three Pints of Guiness... An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender says to him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time." The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we all drank together." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way: he orders three pints and drinks the three pints by taking drinks from each of them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars in the bar notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss." The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs. "Oh, no," he says, "Everyone is fine. It's me......I've quit drinking!"
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@wolfie34 (26770)
• United Kingdom
9 Apr 07
PMSl! It's the way you tell em' boom boom! Ok feel free to groan at this one A two seater Cessner plane whilst flying over Ireland crashes into a cemetary. A police spokesman reports from the crash scene that they have now dug up 1,400 bodies and there are still more! Sorry my jokes are dire ;0)
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@mummymo (23706)
9 Apr 07
well we both must be twisted cos it made me laugh wolfie! lol xxx
@weemam (13372)
9 Apr 07
thanks for that laugh sweetheart , I needed that tonight , been a long day lol , hope you are feeling not too bad tonight , take care xx
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@mummymo (23706)
9 Apr 07
you are very welcome sweetheart! I am a bit sore and very tire but I am ok apart from that! xxx
@lols189 (4742)
10 Apr 07
ha ha great joke mummymo. thanks for sharing =)
9 Apr 07
LOL Thats a good one Had me laughing til there was tears running down my face lol Lynn-Marie
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@mummymo (23706)
9 Apr 07
didn't mean to make you cry lynn! It does you the world of good though! lol xxx
@raydene (9871)
• United States
9 Apr 07
Honey..That is cute..Gone goofy on me today huh?....Good I can do with some goofy for a while..Hugs to ya Sweets xoxo
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@mummymo (23706)
9 Apr 07
Told you I was feelong more positive again! lol xxxx
@makingpots (11915)
• United States
9 Apr 07
That is cute. I must share that one with my husband. He will enjoy it.
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@mummymo (23706)
9 Apr 07
I hope so! I told it to my brother in law who is Irish - he didn't understand the punchline! lol xxx
@Lakota12 (42600)
• United States
9 Apr 07
Heard this one before but had a good laugh anyhow
• United States
9 Apr 07
LOL. That was a doozie..thanks
@creematee (2810)
• United States
9 Apr 07
So cute!! Thanks for the giggle!