better watch the punch line. may offend some

@RobinJ (2501)
Canada
April 9, 2007 4:17pm CST
A man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman. "Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railroad tracks. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!" "Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?""Dunno... never found the head!"
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@Katlady2 (9920)
• United States
9 Apr 07
Eeeeewwwwwww!!! Yuck! Bad visual!! Bleach my mind, please! LOL. That was good hon.
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@RobinJ (2501)
• Canada
16 Apr 07
Thank goodness you have the same warped mind as I do. I love a great joke and try to pass them along.Your will be rewarded
@shoelover (896)
• Australia
9 Apr 07
Ewwwwww lol now I didn't expect that. Thanks for the giggle.
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@gleznov (391)
• United States
9 Apr 07
Lol - that's just terrible :)
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