The achiever... Will attitude get you there?
By Aussies2007
@Aussies2007 (5336)
Australia
April 11, 2007 3:17am CST
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%?
Here's a little maths that might prove helpful. What makes life 100%?
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11= 98%K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5= 96%But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5= 100%And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20= 103%So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.
And look how far a..ss kissing will take you.
A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7= 118%I HAVE FINALLY MANAGED TO UNDERSTAND MY WORKPLACE
1 response
@kathy77 (7485)
• Australia
11 Apr 07
Yes well this is right that hard work and especially knowledge will get you where you want to go to achieve what you need and you will be able to achieve your attitude to accomplish your dreams of passing your exams or working life. Yes I think that you have now managed to understand your workplace.
