St. Catharines, Ontario
April 11, 2007 12:12pm CST
A youg girl came home from school one day and said, "Mommy, we learned to make babies today!" "What?" the mother gasped. Then, trying to remain calm, she asked, "Just how do we make babies?" "Easy!" the little girl boasted. "You drop the 'y' and add 'i-e-s'!"
11 Apr 07
Hi there. It is a pretty nice joke, and I like it. Thanks for your posting. Here comes mine to go on: The Tearful Bride... A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, "Robert, doesn't appreciate what I do for him." "Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding." "No, mother," you don't understand. "I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price!" "Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate!" says her mom. "Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars." "No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey, it was the airplane ticket." "Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?" "Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the package and it said - 'Prepare from a frozen state,' so I flew to Alaska!"