A forester and lawyer

United States
April 12, 2007 8:57am CST
A forester and lawyer A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates together. St. Peter greets them at the pearly gates and takes them to the homeswhere they will spend all of eternity. They get into St. Peter's holy vehicle and head on down a gold road, which turns into a platinum road, which turns onto an even grander road paved with diamonds, to a huge mansion where St. Peter turns to the lawyer and says, here is your home for the rest of eternity, enjoy! And if there is anything you need, just let me know. Then St. Peter took the forester to his home, back down the diamond studded boulevard, down the platinum highway, down the street of gold, down an avenue of silver, along a stone alley and down an unpaved footpath to a shack. St Peter says "Here you go" and goes to leave when the forester says "Waitaminute!, how come the lawyer gets the big mansion and I get this shack?" St. Peter says: "Well, Foresters are a dime a dozen here, we have never had a lawyer before."
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@gardengrrl (1445)
• United States
15 May 07
Hi, thanks for the laughs, sorry I don't have a funny to contribute. I'm responding because I don't know any other way to make sure I can find this discussion again.
@mypigbox (2245)
• China
12 Apr 07
:)layer can not go to heaven at all.But in fact we can not leave layer during some trouble happened.