Fulfilling their requests
April 12, 2007 9:02am CST
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven, he gave them a chance to come back as anything they wanted. The first guy said " I want to come back as myself, but 100 times smarter. So God made him 100 times smarter. The second guy said "I want to be better than that guy, make me 1000 times smarter. So God made him 1000 times smarter. The last guy decided he would be the best. So he said "God, make me better than both of them, make me 1,000,000 times smarter. So God made him a woman !!
12 Apr 07
Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken. It must have been a rainy day when you were born..Heaven was crying ' because it lost its most beautiful angel! I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are, and I will follow the rainbow until the end, if you promise forever to be my friend! If love is a crime, lock me up, i'm guilty baby In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.