Worst first date experience-A must read!

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I seen this and had to share, it's hysterical. Jay Leno went into the crowd to find the most embarrassing first date worst experience. There is absolutely no question as to why her tale won. She decribes her experience: She said it was mid-winter,snowing and quite cold and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountainsoutside Salt Lake, Utah. It was a day trip with no overnight.They were strangers and had never met before. The outing was fun but uneventful until the drive home. They were driving back down the mountain when she realized that she shouldn't have had that 2nd Latte. They were an hour away from anywhere with a restroom. Her companion suggested she hold it. She did for awhile,but because of the heavy snow and slow going she finally had to tell him to pull over to the side of the road. He stopped and she climbed out beside the car , yanked down her pants and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing so she let her butt rest up against the fender to steady herself. Her date stood on the other side of the car watching for traffic and not peeking. All she could think about was relief despite the embarrassing situation. Upon finishing she soon became aware of another situation. As she attempted to pull up her pants she discovered her butt was firmly glued to the fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she tried to remove her butt from the fender. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humour of the situation. She answered her dates concerns about "What is taking so long?" with a reply that indeed she was freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance. As he came around the car she attempted to cover herself with a sweater and he immediately started laughing. She laughed as well, and when they composed themselves they assessed her dilemma. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the icy fender. Thinking about what got her into the predicament in the first place both realized there was one way to free her. So he pulled down his pants and started to pee her butt off the fender. This gives a whole new meaning to 'Being pissed off' So with this said, What was your worst first date experience?