Some Men and their lame lines
By Swtrose
@Swtrose (3385)
Canada
April 12, 2007 10:24pm CST
Just so you know, I'm not here to flirt. I'm here because I'm interested in responding to discussions and hearing people's point of view, so please refrain from using lame lines when responding to my discussions. Cheap pick up lines do not impress me.
Now my rant is over! Let's turn this into something fun.
Post a pick up line with a come back.
EX:
Pick up line: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Come back: But would you stay there?
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5 responses
@freak369 (5113)
• United States
13 Apr 07
Oh my, I was on the floor with the James Bond one LOL
I've had some real winners thrown at me ...
Man: That outfit would look great on my bedroom floor ...
Me: (noticing obvious tan line on ring finger) I don't think your wife wants to do my laundry as well as yours.
Man: Heaven must be missing an angel.
Me: Wrong direction babe, I'm from the southern region.
Man: Has anyone ever told you that you have beautiful eyes?
Me: Yeah, my optomotrist said that and handed me a bill for an eye exam about three minutes after that comment.
There are others but sadly, the content filter here won't allow them :]
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@Leonaidus (36)
• Philippines
13 Apr 07
okay.. here's mine.. :-)
think about james bond for a sec... then...
here it goes:
Pick up line: the name is bond... James Bond...
Come back line: lost... get lost...
:D
@NewHeart (528)
• Canada
15 Apr 07
well if i were to see you out and about i usually just say hi or hello and if you didn't answer and kept on walking i would just say to you well your just as stuck up now as you were in school. while you were thinking that one over i would just keep on walking. i've found that the females i know really get curious and would like to know what school that i might know them from. i don't really but now that their curiosity is peaked thats usually enough to keep the conversation going from there. have had a few go around the block to try and run into me again to jog their memories...
@webeishere (36313)
• United States
13 Apr 07
Sorry you're getting these pick up lines. Hahahaha.
Pick up line: Can I have your number?
Come back: Yes it's 666. (said screaming loudly like a mad woman)
HAPPY POSTINGS FROM GRANDPA BOB !!~
@socorban (650)
• United States
13 Apr 07
Sadly im not one for pick uplines, i think i'd have to hang myslef if i ever stooped to such a low level to try to get a girl, i just wanted to pop in and give you a bump and tell you this is a good topic and i'll keep my eye on it to see hwo it goes. Oh, and of course to give everyone i see in here on my friends list a nice +
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