The myth about Jack Schitt.,, do you know him ????

@weemam (13377)
April 13, 2007 3:13pm CST
The myth about Jack Schitt. For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. NOW when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them. Sincerely, Crock O. Schitt
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@raydene (9874)
• United States
13 Apr 07
Ha ha ah ah hhhaaaaa That is a good one Hon..I told my hubby and he is still chuckling about it..I will be passing this on to my email friends and family..Thanks Honey for the chuckle Here's a hug xoxo
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@weemam (13377)
13 Apr 07
Glad you had a laugh pal take care xxxx
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• United States
13 Apr 07
That was hilarious the best laugh of the day. Thanks weemam!
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@MsTickle (25051)
• Australia
14 Apr 07
Oh Oh...I've just read this to a girlfriend and we are falling about with tears running down our faces. I had to keep re-reading because I was laughing so much she couldn't understand me. I love clever, funny jokes...weemam...you're the best.
@weemam (13377)
14 Apr 07
Thanks pal another friend sent it to me by email , I just had to share xxx
@kathy77 (7488)
• Australia
13 Apr 07
Weemam, I put this same discussion out a couple of days ago exactly the same one but you did not see it and that is why you did not know that I already submitted this to mylot and it is really a great saying about Jack.
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@weemam (13377)
14 Apr 07
I am so sorry kathy , I usually do a search first but as youknow I havn't had as much time as usual on my Lot lately , so sorry my friend xxx
@mummymo (23707)
15 Apr 07
lol - thank you so much honey - I really need to laugh just now!
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@gabs8513 (48710)
• United Kingdom
14 Apr 07
Lololol goodness me Wee I had problems keeping up with this one lol And it took a whie to sink in what you where actually saying lol and then it dawned on me Well the spelling threw me I am blonde you know I love it this a very good lol Hugs to you xxx
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@jennybianca (12913)
• Australia
14 Apr 07
Well, I got a laugh out of this. Actually it is quite clever. Thank you.
@Katlady2 (9920)
• United States
14 Apr 07
ROFL! You've made me laugh until the tears came, again! Thanks hon. After the totally stressed out day I've had, I really and truly needed the laugh. You're the best.
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@aprilgrl (4460)
• United States
14 Apr 07
you got me laughing. Thanks for sharing and I am still laughing.
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@ElicBxn (61063)
• United States
14 Apr 07
Oh that is just toooooo funnyyy!!!!!!! Going to share that with some friends!!!!!
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• Canada
13 Apr 07
schit thats a good one LMschittyAO
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