The myth about Jack Schitt.,, do you know him ????
By weemam
@weemam (13372)
April 13, 2007 3:13pm CST
The myth about Jack Schitt.
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find
ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well,
thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had
one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt,
and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with
them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt
Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a
rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six
children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout
childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the
Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and
Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
NOW when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
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11 responses
@whiteheather39 (24403)
• United States
13 Apr 07
That was hilarious the best laugh of the day. Thanks weemam!
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@gabs8513 (48686)
• United Kingdom
14 Apr 07
Lololol goodness me Wee I had problems keeping up with this one lol
And it took a whie to sink in what you where actually saying lol and then it dawned on me
Well the spelling threw me I am blonde you know
I love it this a very good lol
Hugs to you xxx
@MsTickle (25180)
• Australia
14 Apr 07
Oh Oh...I've just read this to a girlfriend and we are falling about with tears running down our faces. I had to keep re-reading because I was laughing so much she couldn't understand me.
I love clever, funny jokes...weemam...you're the best.
@jennybianca (12912)
• Australia
14 Apr 07
Well, I got a laugh out of this. Actually it is quite clever. Thank you.
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