Girls will be girls
15 Apr 07
Here's another At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle. The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. When asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained, "I was just trying to be a good ring bear." My Dearest Susan, Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. Simply devastated. Won't you please consider coming back to me? You hold a place in my heart no other woman can fill. I can never marry another woman quite like you. I need you so much. Won't you forgive me and let us make a new beginning? I love you so. Yours always and truly, John P.S. Congratulations on you winning the state lottery. If it's true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why so many mothers cry so much at weddings.
• United States
15 Apr 07
LOL. Reminds me of my very first boyfriend in the 2nd grade. He was a 3rd grader and I really liked him, but he thought I had cooties. So one day at recess I just watched him. When he was hanging upside down on the monkey bars, I went over there and punched him in the stomach. He fell off the monkey bars and I beat him up. I jumped on him and held him down while punching him until he agreed to be my boyfriend. LOL. He was my boyfriend for all of 3 weeks. I decided I like another boy better who was in the 2nd grade. I told my 3rd grader that he was just too old for me and that I needed a younger guy. Something I had heard my 16 year old cousin tell a boy earlier that week!