Kitten Tags
By raydene
@raydene (9871)
United States
April 14, 2007 10:03pm CST
A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens.
On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother
that there were two boy kittens and two girl kittens.
"How did you know?"
his mother asked.
"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath,"
he replied. "I think it's printed on the bottom."
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@lifetalk (679)
• Pakistan
15 Apr 07
Here's another
At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle.
The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. When asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained, "I was just trying to be a good ring bear."
My Dearest Susan,
Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. Simply devastated. Won't you please consider coming back to me? You hold a place in my heart no other woman can fill. I can never marry another woman quite like you. I need you so much. Won't you forgive me and let us make a new beginning? I love you so.
Yours always and truly,
John
P.S. Congratulations on you winning the state lottery.
If it's true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why so many mothers cry so much at weddings.
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