He better do it
By raydene
@raydene (9871)
United States
April 14, 2007 10:08pm CST
One night, a torrential rain soaked northwestern Minnesota. The next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes there. Mrs. Johnson was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Lena, waiting for help to come. Mrs. Johnson noticed a baseball cap, floating near the house. Then she saw it float far out into the front yard, then float back to the house; it kept floating away from the house, then back towards the house. Her
curiosity got the best of her, so she asked Lena, "Do you see
dat der baseball cap a floatin' away from da house, den back again?" Lena said, "Oh yeah, dats my husband Ole; I tole dat lazy man he gonna cut da grass today, come hell or high water!!!!
2 responses
@lifetalk (679)
• Pakistan
15 Apr 07
Here's another
At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle.
The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. When asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained, "I was just trying to be a good ring bear."
My Dearest Susan,
Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. Simply devastated. Won't you please consider coming back to me? You hold a place in my heart no other woman can fill. I can never marry another woman quite like you. I need you so much. Won't you forgive me and let us make a new beginning? I love you so.
Yours always and truly,
John
P.S. Congratulations on you winning the state lottery.
If it's true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why so many mothers cry so much at weddings.
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