Tax time humor

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Thoughts on Taxes... If all tax advisers were laid end to end, they would not reach an opinion. In tax rules, miscellaneous is always the largest category. Where there's a will there's a tax shelter. A penny saved is bound to be taxed. I don't have a tax solution, but I admire the problem. If the chance of getting a tax audit is 1000 to 1, why is it 50/50 that it will be you? A detailed analysis of tax strategy usually reveals that the best time to take positive tax action is last year. I like being sent tax returns by pessimistic tax inspectors--they never expect to get them back A tax inspector is someone who persists in holding his own view even after we've enlightened him with ours There are two sides to a debate on tax: until you take one For every tax problem there is a solution which is straightforward, uncomplicated and wrong. Due to taxation, politicians find it increasingly difficult to reconcile their net incomes with their gross habits. Golf is a lot like taxes -- you drive hard to get to the green and then wind up in the hole. Isn't it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fool's Day, and ends with cries of "May Day!"? Do your tax return before breakfast and nothing worse will happen to you all day. A fool and his money are soon parted. The rest of us wait until income tax time. George Washington never told a lie, but then he never had to file a Form 1040.