What are some of the weirdest names...

the funniest name I heard well it cannot be repeated here, and I don't know if the woman who owned the cat was all there if you know what I mean, but imagine going to the vet, they ask your cat's name and you respond, fat ugly Bast... this really was the cats name.

Years ago my first husband and I used to have a golden retriever puppy...That dog would tinkle at any sound, anywhere, anytime. Didn't matter if you cooed her or yelled. Even a untoward look would make her 'go'...So, we named her, Puddles! Now my little boy has a cat and he named him, Taffy..! He had wanted a Tabby kitten but couldn't say it correct and it came out Taffy. So that's what we named him. I had at one time a cat named, Keesha and at another time sister cats that were tortoise cats (almost mirror images of each other with same-like markings on opposite sides of their faces...I had named them, Kabuki and Samari...lol

I am good at naming my pets weird names. Some of the weirder names that I have used is snotface-the cat had a cold and had a snotface,so thats what I named her. I also have one called Fluffernutter- I have no explanation for this one. And I have a cat I call Cutie Patootie- no explanation for this either.lol.

We've lived on 58th street for over 20 years. When the kids were little, we found a stray kitten and brought her home. The kids named her "58th" and it stuck. We also had a cat, that we thought did some really dumb things, so we called him dumb a*s cat or Dak for short and that name stuck long after we could remember why we gave it to him.

I think our pets only have plain old boring names, like Scamper, Kiwi, Bella, Max, Blinky & Budgie Boy. The last one is not very imaginative, but it is what my step si=on named his budgie..

Anyone knows what a bobcat is? For those who don't know... it is a mini bulldozer used by tradesmen. I kept telling my friend that I wanted one for my birthday... as a joke... because those things cost over $30.000 So... on my birthday... he turns up on my door step and tells me... here is a cat named Bob. So for the last 8 years... I have a cat named "Bobcat".

Well, that one is just hilarious. I think Nipples was the name our old neighbor used to name his dog. I thought that way just funny.