saimithra

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Sardar Jokes - Do you like them

raveena @raveena (1353) • India 13 Feb 07

Enough of serious talk let us laugh. Read the jokes and smile atleast. Sardar comes back to his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine" He writes a note and sticks it to pole "Thanks 4 the complement" How do you...

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saimithra Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize money of Rs 1 crore ............ and............. The questions are as follows : 1) How long was the 100 yr war ? A ) 116 B ) 99 C ) 100 D ) 150 ..............Sardar says "I will skip...

13 Feb 07

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A joke-----What's so funny----I think you will enjoy it

alen0224 @alen0224 (527) • China 13 Feb 07

A blonde had just gotten her new sports car and was out for a driven when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He montioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his...

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saimithra One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was veery afraid of mice , so she ran out of the house , got in a bus and went down to the shops. There she bought a mouse-trap. The shopkeeper said to her ,"Put some cheese in it ,and you will...

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quotes you like

dementia88 @dementia88 (900) • United States 7 Dec 06

Tell me some quotes you really like

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saimithra Try to be perfect ... keeping in mind that no one is perfect !!! EXPERIENCE is the name every one gives to their mistakes...." Appreciation is an expensive gift which should be given freely Smile. It may be the ray of sunshine that someone needs in...

11 Feb 07

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Share your favorite "QUOTES" here!!!!

Deane_2005 @Deane_2005 (1644) • Philippines 7 Jan 07

"The best part of being inlove is when you lvoe a person and be happy bout it, even if that person can never be yours, even if you know that it can't last forever! that's the true essense of love. It's not about winning someone ,...

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saimithra If "U" loVe someone, be sUre 2 teLl thEm eveRy daY; becaUse oNe Day "U" migHt nOt bE abLe 2 telL thEm becAuse iT was toO laTe anD thEy arE no lonGer theRe.... --- one of my fav quotes!!! Winning isn't everything, but wanting to win is...." It takes...

11 Feb 07

famous quotes

sudhar @sudhar (84) • India 7 Oct 06

whose quotes are famous and different from others? put one from ur fav. author.

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saimithra "NevEr arGue wiTh a foOl. PeoPle migHt nOt kNow thE difFereNce...." "WhEn you r riGht, no oNe rememBers... WhEn you r wroNg, no onE forgEts!!!" Time is very slow for those who wait, very fast for those who are scared, very long for those who...

11 Feb 07

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Quotes

ossie16d @ossie16d (11821) • Australia 26 Nov 06

QUOTES Statistics are human being with the tears wiped off. Paul Brodeur If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll regret tomorrow morning, sleep late. Henry Youngman The cat could very well be man’s...

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saimithra Indifferent The opposite of love is not hate, it’s indifference. The opposite of art is not ugliness, it’s indifference. The opposite of faith is not heresy, it’s indifference. And the opposite of life is not death, it’s indifference "If you tell a man...

11 Feb 07

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Do you have a favourite saying or quote

rosebug23 @rosebug23 (1906) • Australia 13 Oct 06

Dance like no one's wathching sing like no one's listening andlive like there's no tomorrow

favourite quote

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saimithra Dont judge any person by his wealth, rather judge him by his thoughts... My fav by richard bach You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it true. You may have to work for it, however. ? Illusions LiFe!!! "TaKe LiFe as iT...

11 Feb 07

Joke-kids and boots

brendalee @brendalee (6082) • United States 30 Nov 06

Did you hear about the Alabama teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots? He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want...

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saimithra gud one... here r some more jokes... hope u ppl njoy it... After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it." A British doctor...

10 Feb 07

see the guts!!!!

anshul1912 @anshul1912 (256) • India 22 Jan 07

On a ship, the Project manager (PM)s of three different companies belonging to 3 different nations were traveling with their Trainee guys.They started an argument on whose Trainee engineer had more guts. The Companys American...

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saimithra A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large". Then they walk around the ranch...

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Angels(joke)

roque20 @roque20 (518) • Philippines 10 Feb 07

A man usually extremely critical, one day made a point of addressing his wife "an angel." She was pleased, but puzzled, over it all day and in the evening inquired as to the unexpected honor. "Well," retorted the husband. "for...

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saimithra Question : You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it? Answer: Take one cigarette and...

10 Feb 07

Joke of the day ??????

Hello_Sonu @Hello_Sonu (624) • India 16 Dec 06

a sardar was reading the book ?????? did u understand tell me hows the joke.

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saimithra Once Banta Singh attended an Interview. Interviewer : Give me the opposite words. Banta Singh : Ok Interviewer : Made in India Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer : Keep it Up Banta Singh : Put it Down Interviewer : Maxi Mum Banta...

9 Feb 07

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bbava6104 @bbava6104 (50) • Pakistan 31 Oct 06

a sardar in an interview " i want 1 lac salary , a flat and car" boss, "i will give you 5 lac ,2 flats and 3 cars " sardar, "mazaq kion karday o sir ?" boss, "shru kinay kita c ."

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saimithra A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard Iqbal stops him and says, 'What's in the bags?' 'Sand,' answered the Sardarji. Iqbal says, 'We'll just see about that. Get off the...

9 Feb 07

Sardar joke!!!!

anshnav @anshnav (479) • India 8 Feb 07

once there was a sardar he was drinking water.... why a sardar cannot drink water also you want joke in that too ? shame on you.

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saimithra Mr Harpreet Singh Gulati is travelling from Moscow to TurbanPore [Capital of Khalistan] by Cathy Pacific. Seated besides him is Gary Kasparov. Gary asks him whether he would like to play chess to kill time. Gulati : "Oye Gar(r)y. You think I don't...

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Sardar jokes - Pls tell me if you like it

hiitssomu @hiitssomu (657) • United States 1 Feb 07

Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y did'nt u Xchnged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower Berth.. Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night,...

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saimithra A Sardarji, a Muslim, a Hindu and an American were flying. Suddenly the plane's engine goes bad. So everybody is advised to jump. But they realise that there are no parachutes on the plane. Sardar being little bold thinks "saala marna tey haiga, why not try...

9 Feb 07

Sardarji jokes frm indians

sreekanthdb @sreekanthdb (518) • India 18 Sep 06

Hi every one...If any one has some jokes on our gr8 sardajis... plz do post them here

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saimithra Small TV Sardarji went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied. He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to...

9 Feb 07

Share a joke. How good is your sense of humour?

rudraksh @rudraksh (41) • India 6 Feb 07

Good jokes will be given best responses. if you have a good sense of humour or know a joke that can make us laugh, please share it. What is life without a laugh. The best joke will be announced after a month

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saimithra Sitting at Crossroads "Why are you sitting at the crossroad, Pandit?" "One day something will happen here, and a crowd will gather. When that comes about, I may not be able to get close enough-so I'm putting in my time now." Sardar received an invitation...

9 Feb 07

jokrs from oz

pomery @pomery (22) • Australia 8 Feb 07

a grasshopper hops in to a bar and orders a beer the barman says"we have a drink named after you" the grasshopper says " what " "rodger"

i like it

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saimithra the lie detector An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector. The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector."Ok", he says, "10 bottles". And the machine is silent. The...

9 Feb 07