xX13lazinXx

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Ugly Bus

xX13lazinXx @xX13lazinXx (258) • United States 19 Dec 06

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter...

Trip To The Doctors...

xX13lazinXx @xX13lazinXx (258) • United States 19 Dec 06

An 80-year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. “I've never been better!” he boasted. “I've got an 18-year-old bride who’s pregnant and having my child! What do you think about...

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Might As Well...

xX13lazinXx @xX13lazinXx (258) • United States 19 Dec 06

A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to one of those big "everything under one roof" stores looking for a job. The manager asked, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid said, "Sure, I was a salesman back...

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The Strong Young Man

xX13lazinXx @xX13lazinXx (258) • United States 18 Dec 06

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had enough....

Good Manners

xX13lazinXx @xX13lazinXx (258) • United States 17 Dec 06

During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners questions the students,one by one. "Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" she...

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Moral of The Story

xX13lazinXx @xX13lazinXx (258) • United States 16 Dec 06

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Kathy said, "My father's a...

Smart Boy Named Timmy

xX13lazinXx @xX13lazinXx (258) • United States 15 Dec 06

There was a little boy named Timmy who used to hang out at the local corner market. The owner didn't know what Timmy's problem was, but the boys would constantly tease him. They would always comment that he was two bricks shy of a...

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