Top 20 signs it is a bad day...

United States
April 19, 2007 8:32am CST
You wake up face down on the pavement. You put your bra on backwards and it fits better. You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold. You see a ''60 minutes'' news team waiting in your office. Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles. You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any. You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city. Your twin sister forgot your birthday. You wake up and discover your waterbed broke and then realize that you don't have a waterbed. Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway. Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache. Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat. The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard. You wake up and your braces are locked together. You walk to work and find your dress is stuck in the back of your pantyhose. Your blind date turns out to be your ex. Your paycheck bounces. You put both contact lenses in the same eye. Your pet rock snaps at you. Your wife says, ''Good morning, Bill'' and your name is George Have you ever had a bad day like this before? Tell me what you think.
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• United States
19 Apr 07
I think those are all good signs of bad things. The worst sign is that when you woke up you see only black. I think though if we start each day thinking it is great to be alive and that we have overcome the worst possible outcome by waking we are to be grateful and go on to bigger and better things. Check out my Motto!! I love your spirit by the way!! Thanks for being my friend.