how to be a successful men?

The problem some of us will not succeed is becoz no one has yet found a way for someone to sit down and slide upwards. So we simply have to break a sweat and persist.

Never thrust your sickle into another man's corn. Don't spread your blanket where a cat's been digging. Don't skinny-dip with snapping turtles. Never give up. And never, under any circumstances, face the facts. Never drive through a small Southern town at 100 mph with the local sheriff's drunken 16-year old daughter on your lap. Never use the words "large" or "size" with "rear end" when referring or speaking to a woman. Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them very much.