Children listen up..for the kids
April 21, 2007 5:52am CST
For The Kids... Why did the whale cross the road? To get to the other tide! What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off? I'll get you next slime! What was the snail doing on the highway? About one mile a day! What is the definition of a slug? A snail with a housing problem!
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21 Apr 07
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after an evening of partying ashore. As they climbed the gangway, the captain threw up all over himself. Pointing to an apprentice seaman above, him he shouted, "Give that man five days in the brig for vomiting!" The following morning the captain was checking the log and saw that the young seaman had been sentenced to ten days and asked the chief mate why. "Well Sir, when we got you undressed we found that he'd also took a dump in your pants.