April 22, 2007 11:58am CST
I found this very true and it put a smile on my face, i just had top share it. Let me know your views or comments on getting older. First~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it . Second~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for Third~ Some people try to turn back their odometers! Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way! I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved. Fourth~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra . Fifth~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks . Sixth~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top . Seventh~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young . Eighth~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been . Ninth~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable . Tenth~ Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft! Today it's called golf And finally~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old .