April 24, 2007 8:40pm CST
For The Kids... How do you know when you are in bed with a witch? She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas! What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room service! Why do witches fly on broomsticks? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy! What's the first thing that a wizard does in the morning? He wakes up! What do you call a wizard who's black and blue all over? Bruce!