10 things that sound dirty in the office...

United States
April 26, 2007 11:25am CST
10. I need to whip it out by 5. 9. Mind if I use your laptop? 8. Just stick it in my box. 7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag! 6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!! 5. Hmm... I think it's out of fluid! 4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish. 3. It's an entry-level position. 2. When do you think you'll be getting off today? And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in the office but isn't: 1. It's not fair... I do all the work while he just sits.
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@Geomos (323)
• South Africa
16 May 07
11. Do you have a stiffy I could borrow? 12. How big is your memory stick? 13. I think you have picked up a virus. and finally, an ancient Chinese proverb states: Secretary is not part of furniture until screwed on desk.