Jokes from my side! Do you have any?

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Just trying out ways to make others happy ;P A conversation between two friends: Boy1: When i was singing, someone threw a slipper on me :( Boy2: Did you stop singing? Boy1: No what can i do with one slipper? I sand till he threw another one!!!! -------------------------------------------------------------- Two Lovers plan for a suicide; Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes and return back saying "Love is blind", Boy in air opened parachute saying "Love never Dies" :) -------------------------------------------------------------- Next is a "A" rated joke! People below 18 are prohibited to read it ;P A women goes to a doctor with one problem; Women: Doctor my hole is too big! Doctor: Let me see. Oh MY GOD! GOD! GOD! GOD! Women: Doctor why are you repeating GOD? GOD? Doctor: I am not repeating, It is an ECHO.....