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# Local variable Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon, pal do pal meri kahani hai pal do pal meri hasti hai.. # Global variable Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon har ik pal meri kahani hai har ik pal meri hasti hai # Null pointers Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya. # Dangling pointers Maut bhi aati nahi jaan bhi jati nahin. # Goto Ajeeb dastan hai yeh Kahan shuru kahan khatam Ye manzilen hain kaun si Na woh samajh sake na hum # Two Recursive functions calling each other Mujhe kuchh kehna hein mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein Pehle tum, pehle tum. # The debugger Jab koi baat bigad jaye Jab koi mushkil pad jaye Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz. # From VC++ to VB Yeh haseen vaadiyan Yeh khula asmaan Aa gaye hum kahan. # Untrackable bug Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi, awaaz de kahin se. # Unexpected bug (esp during presentation to client) Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua. # And then to the client Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho. # Load Balancing Saathi haath badhana ek akela thak jayega mil kar bojh uthana # Modem ( modem talk on a busy connection) suno - kaho,kaha - suna,kuch huwa kya? abhee to nahin.. # Windows getting open sourced Parde mein rahne do parda na uthao parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba