Funee...blonds joke..
By cuteboy
@cuteboy (170)
India
May 7, 2007 9:49pm CST
Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes to his favorite sports goods store..he parked it outside and went in to do a little perusing..with jan his regular sales woman..
Jan was pretty blonde..and as oscar walked in to the store,she happily greeted him..But he requested to look around alone today before he needed her help.She obliged and let him to do his thing..
Five minutes later ,jan came running up to him yelling,"Oscar!Oscar!I just saw someone driving off your new Mercedes..
"Dear god!Did u try to stop him?"
"No" she said.."I did better than that!I got the license plate number..
2 responses
@kingwhosing (412)
• India
29 May 07
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