May 9, 2007 7:00am CST
Sign over a Gynaecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." ************************************************************ In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." ************************************************************ On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon: "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels" ******************************************************** At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit please back in." ************************************************************ On a Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." ****************************** ****************************** At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blow-out." ****************************** ****************************** At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." ******************************************************** On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." ****************************** ************************** On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push." ****************************** ************************** At an Optometrist's Office "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." ****************************** ************************** On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." ****************************** ************************** On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive." ****************************** ****************************** At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment." ****************************** ****************************** Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." ****************************** ************************** In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" ***************************** ************************** At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be." ******************************* ************************* In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up." ****************************** ************************** In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait" ****************************** ****************************** At a Propane Filling Station: "Thank heaven for little grills." ******************************************************** And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."
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@sarcos (201)
• New Zealand
11 May 07
I love all those signs and they are so true.