By Clara Cook
May 11, 2007 1:19pm CST
The wish A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on an island. While walking along the beach one day they spot a lamp in the sand. They pick it up and rub and out pops a genie. He says,"I'll grant you each one wish. What is yours?" he asks the brunette. "I'm sick of this island - I wish to go home," she answers. Poof! She disappears. The genie then turns to the redhead. "What is your wish he asks?" "I'm also sick of this island, so I wish to go home, too," she replies. Poof! She disappears. Finally, the genie asks the blonde,"What is your wish?" She answers,"Well, I'm very lonely now. I really wish my friends were still here..." And the lesson from this story is...always let the blonde go first!