Never lie to a woman

beach, image, humour - beach, humourous, funny
May 21, 2007 3:34pm CST
There was a guy sunbathing in the nude on the beach. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have under the newspaper?" Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird." The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in the hospital in tremendous pain. The police asked him what happened. The guy says, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me a question. I guess I dozed off and the next thing I know, here I am in the hospital in this unbelievable pain." The police went to the beach, found the little girl, and asked her, Just what did you do to that naked fellow?" After a pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with his bird and it spit on me. So I broke its neck, busted its eggs, and set its nest on fire!"Moral of the story: Never, ever lie to a female of any age!
3 responses
@ashar123 (2359)
• India
26 Jul 07
That was really funny. I"ll be alot careful from now onwards lol.
• India
8 Jun 07
I have heard this story long long ago and I derived the conclusion tht don't be shy in describing ur gentic areas of ur body to anyone whether she is a little gal or a big women bcz it's ur pride to show and explan the assets of ur body and u shud reveal then to every body wh really wants to see them.
@mgmagana (3621)
• United States
22 May 07
that's so funny! thx for sharing that!