Stupid Questions . Have you come across such questions in real life?

May 22, 2007 4:02am CST
in everyday life we come across some really stupid questions. these are some which make drive me crazy. have you ever faced such stupid questions in your real life? how did you react? share your experiences. . At the movies when you meet acquaintances or friends. Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? (Reaction:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here):D . In the bus a heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet. Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? (Reaction:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. why don't you try again.) . At a funeral one of the teary-eyed people ask... Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people. (Reaction:- Why? Would it rather have been you? ) . At a family get-together when some distant aunt meets you after years.. Stupid Question:- Tommy, Jonny, you've become so big. (Reaction:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.) . When you are woken up at midnight by a phone call Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping? (Reaction:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was dumb witted moron.) . When you see a friend with evidently shorter hair. Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut? (Reaction:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding. ha ha) . At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth. Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts? (Reaction:- No it wont. It will just bleed.) . You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks. Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke. (Reaction:- OMG, it's a miracle. It was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!)
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@anonymili (3138)
22 May 07
Yes yes, I've come across many of those before and then there's the one where someone asks you the time pointing at their wrist. Don't you feel like saying "Yes I know where I'm supposed to wear a watch, I don't wear it around my ankle normally" LOL When you're going on holiday and people say "Oh are you going somewhere nice?" Don't you feel like saying "No, I'm booking precious time off work to go somewhere horrible DUHHHHH"