Police station heist

United States
May 24, 2007 1:40pm CST
Someone broke into the police station and stole all the toilets. Detectives say they have nothing to go on.
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@AmbiePam (49879)
• United States
29 May 07
Stop! You're killing me here. No, but even though I have heard that, I'm blessed to be forgetful, because I forgot that I thought it was funny too.
• United States
29 May 07
Thanks Pam. You always have nice things to say and I appreciate it. Glad I could make you chuckle today.
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@AmbiePam (49879)
• United States
29 May 07
You sure did make me chuckle, and then made me feel special for giving me the best response. Thank you! : )
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@bevanamit (645)
• India
24 May 07
is this a joke!!!!!
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• United States
24 May 07
Yes it is. The toilets are all gone, so they have nothing to go on.
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• United States
31 May 07
Sounds like this one would leave the police chief all flush! How's it going Paul? Long time no jokes to laugh at! :O
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• United States
31 May 07
Hi Cathy & lol w/the chief! Good to hear from you. Hope all is going well w/you & your fam. Been a dearth of jokes lately but I will try to get some funny ones on here. Take care.
@Inky261 (2524)
• Germany
30 May 07
Who done it?
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@hobohobo (681)
• Indonesia
26 May 07
Gorilla In a Tree As he was quietly watching television at home, the chap heard a sound on the roof of his house and rushed out to investigate. Seeing it was a fair-sized gorilla tearing the shingles off his home, he promptly called up the local zoo authorities to inform them one of their animals had escaped. He was reassured that a gorilla recovering units was on the way and to remain calm. A few minutes later, an old beat up truck, displaying the Gorilla recovery unit logo on its panels, pulled up to the house. The elderly driver proceeds to recover from the back of the truck, a chiwawa dog, a pair of handcuffs, a ladder, a baseball bat, and a 12-gauge shotgun. Puzzled on how this lone elderly was to solve the problem of this gorilla that had by now torn half the roof apart, the chap asked him how he would go about doing this. As he handed him over the 12-gauge shotgun, the zoo employee explained the plan: "First I'll climb up there with the ladder. Then I'll approach the gorilla and knock him off the roof using the baseball bat. As soon as the gorilla hits the ground, the specially trained chiwawa will attack its private parts. When I get back on the ground, the gorilla will have lowered its hands to its groin area to protect itself thus making it easy for me to slip on the handcuffs. Then, I lead him to the truck, lock him up and take him back to the zoo..." Amazed at the procedure, the somewhat startled house owner asked why he was handed the 12-gauge shotgun? "Well," explained the experienced gorilla retriever, "It's just a precaution should things not go exactly as planned. In the unlikely event that once on the roof the gorilla knocks me off with the baseball, shoot the dog."
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• Philippines
26 May 07
am i supposed to laugh with this??? this ain't funny at all man...
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• United States
31 May 07
LOL i'm picturing our local cops here :)=)