What Really Happened To Paula Abdul's Nose?

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Okay, I have been hearing rumors for a while that Paula Abdul is a drunk. I do not watch American Idol, so I can not say that she was drunk on her show, but I watched an interview on AOL earlier where she was explaining how she tripped over her dog and broke her nose and got all bruised up. First of all, in this interview she looked as though she would fall over any minute. She was swaying back and forth. I thought, maybe she is just a little high from all the pain medication, but then when I came here to look up a discussion about her nose, all I found was information about her drinking. So then I thought, well, maybe she was drunk for the interview and maybe she was also drunk when she fell. What struck me as funny is the way that she said, after the dog saw her fall, he kissed her and then went back to snoring. I may be wrong, but I have never heard of a Chihuahua simmering down so quickly. They usually wear you out before resting. Actually, her desciption sounded more like she was talking about a person, rather than a dog. Maybe her nose got into it with someone's fist. But don't quote me on that, because I don't know. The whole thing just smells pretty fishy to me.