Who says men never remember anything

June 7, 2007 6:09am CST
A woman awakes in the middle of the night to find that her husband is not in bed beside her.She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.She finds him sitting at the kitchen table,with a hot cup of coffee in his hands.He appears to be deep in thought,just staring at the wall.She watches as he takes a sip from his coffee and wipes a tear from his eye. Whats the matter dear as she steps into the room what are you doing down here this time of night? The husband looks up from his coffee and says I was just remembering 20 years ago when we first met and started dating you were only 16 years old,he takes her hand and solemly says do you remember that? The woman is touched to tears to think that her husband remembers that She softly touches his hand and says yes I do The husband pauses the words are not coming easy. Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my old car? The woman lowers herself to a chair beside him and says yes I remember. The husband wipes another tear from his eyes ad says do you remember how your daddy shoved a shotgun in my face and said you either marry my daughter or I'll send you to jail for 20 years? I remember that too she says softly He wipes another tear from his eyes and says I would've been getting out today
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@abrarr (1246)
• Pakistan
9 Jun 07
hhaha. thats rite!!
@leese29 (341)
• United States
7 Jun 07
Oh my this was a great one I had to send a copy of it to my husband I know he would get a good laugh
@samson1967 (7422)
• India
7 Jun 07
It is a long time ago that I read and laughed at good jokes here. Thanks for bring smiles on my lips.