funny signs

@tmlnmr (1850)
Canada
June 10, 2007 6:46pm CST
A tattoo and ear peircing place had a sign in their window saying "Every Tuesday we will peirce your ears half off!" The first thing that went through my head was these guys aint going near my ears! LOL. Have you ever seen a funny sign like this? Tell us about it. I used to work in a meat department in our local grocery store and I was opening chicken breast dely meat and there was a stamp on it and it said "contains no pork or beef." I thought well it is suppose to be chicken so I hope it doesn't contain any pork or beef! I cracked up and when the customer left I showed my boss. I also made sure that I took that part off whenever I opened another one. LOL Share some of your stories! Next time you go out take a peak at some signs there are funny ones all over!
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• India
14 Jun 07
Right now I just recall only one instance where it was written on one of the shop's entrance as 24/7 and beside that the working hours were written as 8:00am to 10:00pm, and if this is not enough there was a "Sunday Holiday" sign below...
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• India
14 Jun 07
I think I had seen it on some website where a picture of this shop had been posted. But yes, we sure find many funny signs around the city.
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@tmlnmr (1850)
• Canada
14 Jun 07
LOL That is funny! There are so many things like this to laugh at in life, I really enjoy getting out to read them. Thanks for the comment.
@Modestah (11192)
• United States
17 Jun 07
when I was a youngster we went to a far away relative's home for a gathering. they had a pool but what impressed me the most was the sign hanging on the fence. It read "Welcome to our OOL" notice there is no "P" in it, keep it that way!
@4ftfingers (1314)
16 Jun 07
A few weeks ago I was driving behind a scaffolding lorry and on the back it said 'Satisfaction with every errection!'
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@tmlnmr (1850)
• Canada
17 Jun 07
Oh man what were they thinking? LOL That is too funny! Thanks for the comment.
• United States
11 Jun 07
Haha! I think the worst I've seen is this photo I have (I'd post it if I had 500+ posts!) that supposedly it's a sign hanged on a golf course office. It reads: "Any persons (except players) caught collecting golf balls on this course will be prosecuted and have their balls removed." Harsh.. LOL.
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@tmlnmr (1850)
• Canada
11 Jun 07
hahahaha that is funny! It is even better because we have someone around here that collects all the lost balls and resells them. He isn't a player! Too funny! Thanks for the comment.
@dopey22girl (3324)
• United States
11 Jun 07
Lolt hat's really funny. I can't think of any funny signs I've seen; I've seen some online! But otherwise, not in person. But there have been some signs that have been mis-spelled, making the business look really stupid. For example: a car lot said: We now do re-finacing. Lol.
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@tmlnmr (1850)
• Canada
11 Jun 07
LOL. One of our local restaurants misspelled a sign in their window and whenever someone mentioned it they said "Well now I know you read it!" It was a huge merry christmas or something done in paint and it took up the whole window. They left it all season. LOL.