I have never bought a tabloid magazine?

I never bought a tabloid magazine. My sister-in-law did and I had these dreams where there was an article about some strange discovery and these weird babies were being born. So I gather if you want to know about aliens among us, you should read The National Inquirer rather than the regular newspaper. I sometimes look at one while waiting at the checkout counter and make a snide comment to my husband and the cashier about the ridiculous things they write about and the rumors about this star going with that star, who is the worse lookng one,how they look before applying makeup. I really think it is quite silly.