Birthday jokes

Australia
June 14, 2007 7:45am CST
A dollar for the best birthday joke. I've started a birthday joke competition on my blog jokevault.blogspot.com because I've just turned 40 and you have to laugh about it, or else you'll cry! If your joke rates the highest on the 2nd of July, I'll send you $1US on Paypal. If I have more than 25 entrants, I'll increase the payment to $5US. Send me those birthday jokes! Or post them on this discussion!
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@mattchua (229)
• Changi, Singapore
14 Jun 07
i dont have a joke to share, but i wish you the very best in your 40th birthday, no joke about it!
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• Australia
15 Jun 07
Thanks for the good wishes.
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• United States
24 Jun 07
A lawyer went to heaven on his forieth birthday and he was welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. St. Peter said congratulations on your 160th Birthday! The lawyer said there has been a mistake. I am only forty years old! St. Peter said. Yes you are 160 because we have been adding up your billing time!
• United States
24 Jun 07
sory i am having computer trouble. but happy birthday on your fortieth birthday. I got married when i was forty years old. still married to the same women almost 22 years. this july 12. God Bless you today and always.
• United States
24 Jun 07
sory i am having computer trouble. but happy birthday on your fortieth birthday. I got married when i was forty years old. still married to the same women almost 22 years. this july 12. God Bless you today and always.
• United States
24 Jun 07
A lawyer went to heaven on his forieth birthday and he was welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. St. Peter said congratulations on your 160th Birthday! The lawyer said there has been a mistake. I am only forty years old! St. Peter said. Yes you are 160 because we have been adding up your billing time!
• Australia
25 Jun 07
Thanks for the joke, I've added it.
@Lydia1901 (16354)
• United States
17 Jun 07
Well, that sounds really good and I think those jokes are pretty good but I don't think I can come up with anything as funny at all. I guess it isn't my gift at all.