What are the craziest names you had for your dogs?

I don't know if these are "crazy', but our first bulldog was Butkus (for the football player), and then there was KO Bertha May (Bertha), Nancy-aka Lillian Nancy Magill-from the Beatles' "Rocky Raccoon"-"Her name was Magill, she called herself Lil, but everyone knew her as Nancy." And now my parents have Alice Faye (like the movie star.) Our basset is Georgia-but we can't take credit for her name as she came with it.:)

A few months ago we adopted a German Shepard mix from the Humane Society. They told us her name was Sasha but whenever we called her by that name she wouldn't come. So one day my fiancee called her Tasha by mistake she turned her head at my fiancee and pranced over. My fiancee shortened her name to Ta Ta, like Ta TA for now. She seems to love that name. We just adopted a male Irish Setter we call him Fred but he doesn't respond to it that well. Surely we will come up with a name that he loves as well.

I like Catch'em.....that is a cool name- I probabky would have tried to Catch him for you if I heard you calling him...lol I have a lab (Sambuca- Buca for short) and a mutt (Shamrock- Shammy for short) We have had many dogs over the years...Icabod, Barneby, Boozer, Rusty, Tally, Mitzi, Penny, Fritzi, Tiki. I always wanted to have three labs (Black-Brown-yellow) and name them Sambuca, Kailua, and Stoley's- We have Sambuca - but unfortunately our house is not big enough to accommadate 3 labs- and not enough roomm in the bed...lol Our dog Boozer used to inhale stuff off the floor at one point I thought of renaming him Hoover. Steven Wright had a good joke about a dogs name: I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane.

A friend of mine had a dog called crazy b*tch and my dogs name was kingston livingston the 3rd lol. Another one i heard of was called D-fer it stood for D for Dog