beer

i have a poem in answer to this :- I read this in the paper, And it really made me think; That a quarter of all road accidents Can be blamed... directly... on drink. Now statistics, they tell you, will never lie, But be wary of how they're used; You need your wits about you, It's easy to get confused. If a quarter of accidents are had by drunks, Then sober people have all the rest; That's 75% if I'm not mistaken, ... (My maths never were the best). But I'm not entirely stupid, And I plan to stay alive; So I'm gonna start driving drunk, I'm three times more likely to survive. but it just a funny poem don take it seriously.........cheers