Computer Joke: Life Before Computers
By d00d00
@d00d00 (826)
Hong Kong
June 21, 2007 3:46am CST
I thought this was funny and true..
** An application was for employment
** A program was a TV show
** A cursor used profanity
** A keyboard was a piano!
** Memory was something that you lost with age
** A CD was a bank account!
** And if you had a broken disk, It would hurt when you found out!
** Compress was something you did to garbage, Not something you did to a file
** If you unzipped anything in public you'd be in jail for a while!
** Log on was adding wood to a fire
** Hard drive was a long trip on the road
** A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
** And a backup happened to your commode!
** Cut - you did with a pocket knife
** Paste - you did with glue
** A web was a spider's home
** And a virus was the flu!
got this from www.emailjoke.com
=D
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@opinione (749)
• Italy
21 Jun 07
***antivirus was a pill
***screen was for wind
***windows installers used ladders and nails
***dos followed uno and preceded tres
***chip went with catchup and fried fish
***spam was a dish served in a scene by Monty Python
***you just could sing or dance a Samba but never debug or install
***java beans were for coffee only
***on the desktop there were just a pen and a book
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@FenwaySox (321)
• United States
21 Jun 07
I love it! This is so cute. Thanks for the post!
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