Laughing Till You Cried

United States
June 21, 2007 11:23am CST
Rolling on the floor, holding your sides, can't catch your breathe, tears streaming down your face, your chest fighting to inhale....What caused it...something someone did....something someone said....sometimes it doesn't matter...it's just plain hysterical. The time when my brother was 3 and he locked himself in the bathroom....when we got the door opened...there he was...sitting on the sink...deep dark red lipstick in his hand....on his face...all around his mouth was a thick dark circle of red...not even a little bit got on his actual lips....the sight of this is etched in my brain for all eternity...it was nearly 30 years ago...and I could still pee my pants laughing just thinking about it. What is your laugh till you cried story?
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@Rozie37 (15499)
• Turkmenistan
22 Jun 07
This is hard, as I have so many. I think one of the funniest ones was my nephew when he was three years old. He was very spoiled, but his grandmother had him for the weekend. For some reason he kept spitting on everyone in the house. So his grandmother finally got a hold of him and told him to say I will not spit anymore. After she said that he spit on her. She got up to go get a belt to spank him. As soon as he saw the belt he started saying, I will not spit, I will not spit, I will not spit, they could not get him to stop saying it for like ten minutes. When my sister told me that story, I laughed so hard that I was crying and running to the restroom.
• United States
22 Jun 07
That is very funny, and adorable...reminds me when my brother was a toddler and went thru a biting stage...I grabbed his arm and put it in his mouth and smacked his bottom jaw to make him bite hisself....he never bit anyone again...as far as I know
@321633wy (1795)
• United States
21 Jun 07
Sometimes it's good to have such a big laugh once in a while.I really miss that kind of crazy laugh ...sometimes you just talk when people asking you what are you laughing at ...and you just go ha..ha...ha...:)It's crazy but funny... I remember that is one time i was in hurry to get into the elevator to submit my paper work at 8th floor.Inside the elevator was pretty pack and every one stand quite close to each other you can even hear their breathing.All the sudden i heard poooo...oooo some body farted and it was horribly stink!!!!Every one cover their nose and look at each other try to guess who is the hell passed the stinky gas in hear???? The answer is "ME"....LOL . Before they suspect it was me i got out the elevator sooner then i suppose to.....i went to the bathroom and laugh by myself but under control because it was a public toilet. When i got home ,once i step into the house i saw my husband i have no chance to tell him what happen ,i started to laugh....and sit on the floor ,punching the wall ......totally out of mind...my husband was so shock with my behavior ! He kept on asking me what is going on ??? i can't talk yo him at all ,the more he ask the more i laugh....eventualy he gave up leave me alone until calm down .....WOW! What a crazy big laugh....but i really enjoy it!!!:)
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• United States
22 Jun 07
My daughter has this habit of walking and not watching where she is going....our hallway upstairs is dark and the doors in our house are dark brown...needless to say every now and then we will here a thunk....then hysterical laughter...everyone will run upstairs to find my daughter rolling on the floor...holding her bonked head with one hand and her stomach with the other...just laughing in hysterics....this also happened to her at school...she was walking with a friend..talking...looking at her friend instead of where she was going....and suddenly there was a sound like a bell tolling...it was just my daughter running headlong into a pole...needless to say she began her rolling on the floor routine she knows so well, but this time she had company...her friend joined her...a teacher came running thinking there was a fight and they both got knocked out...they were laughing too hard to explain what happened...the teacher just walking away shaking her head.
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@pinklilly (3443)
• Australia
21 Jun 07
I've had a few of those moments and it's so hard to talk or even try and tell someone what is was you found so funny, You can't help but laugh harder... I remember at school I got kicked out of the class because one of the boys farted and I couldn't stop laughing even outside the classroom I was hysterical... I'm not sure exactly why I found that so amusing but I spent the whole class outside in hysterics even when the teacher came out to talk to me I just couldn't keep a straight face, she was so annoyed and left me outside of the room. I had the worst stitch ever from laughing so hard and the tears streaming down my face OMG I can still remember is as if it was yesterday.....Now I can't stop smiling and laughing to myself.... Thanks for putting a smile on my face.....
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• United States
23 Jun 07
Just what is it about farting that just makes us double up with laughter...is it the sound or the smell...or who did it? It's so funny that people find bodily gases, sounds and even body parts to be a subject of hilarity. My daughter will double up with hysterics if you even say the word boobie...it's wild...and funny!!
@ravinskye (8237)
• United States
21 Jun 07
The most recent one I can think of happened at walmart, so I didn't roll on the floor, but I was crying :) My sister and I were grocery shopping and she was pregnant. Well, she left a big old pregnancy stinker out in the isle. It was bad. We started laughing, then I made the joke that if it was a cartoon there would be a big green cloud following her down the isle. Well this ofcourse set us off even more lol. My husband came up and thought we were nuts. I couldn't even compose myself enough to tell him what happened. I started to tell him and started laughing even harder and more tears were coming. It was a moment I won't soon forget lol.
• United States
21 Jun 07
That story just reminded me of a situation I found myself in after a pregnancy. We went on a trip...we all stopped at the oasis to go to the bathroom. When I came out of the bathroom my daughter and boyfriend were waiting for me...well I heard a baby crying...I suddenly filled up with milk and started leaking all down the front of my shirt...my daughter and bf were laughing so hard they had to use the bathroom for a second time.
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• India
22 Jun 07
once i along with two other friends were going out for a movie,all the three of us were travelling on the same bike.the person who was riding the bike saw a beautiful girl sitting beside the road he was so excited that he decided to impress her.he had a practise of doing stunts with bikes,however myself and my other friend who was pilling riding along with me have decided to get down the bike fearing danger and we requested him not behave silly. he never listened to what we where saying and began to perfom the stunts,the first one was fine which was able to make the girl look towards him,now guess what while he was performing the second one i still dont know what went wrong but he flew alone with the bike and smashed the ground.at the moment we had our heart in our hands .we ran towards him in panic,as we reached him we realised that he escaped uninjured thanks to the helmet and heavy jacket he was wearing.next moment we burst with laughter looking at his embarassing face & we kept laughing for the whole day.the girl gave a gentle smile and left the place. this incident however couldn't change the guys behaviour.....
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• Philippines
22 Jun 07
i am not that type but my two siblings especially my daughter she doesn't make any movements but it takes her few minutes before stopping, oh i am quite scared as well as my teenager boy...they are the same...i cannot remember any cases in which i acted like that until tears just flow from the eyes, maybe but i forget..thanks...
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• Australia
22 Jun 07
I wouldn't say until I cried but I have laughed so hard that I started to become teary, Thens when I forced myself to calm down and stop before crying. Its quite embarassing at times.
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