Fart Etiquette
By sandwedge
@sandwedge (1339)
Malaysia
June 29, 2007 1:14am CST
When you fart do you
1. Admit it, apologise for passing wind, or
2. look at someone else and make face as if they did the farting, or
3. look at the dog, and said "BAD POOCHIE!"
4. hope no one notice, slide away to a different location quickly.
what would you do?
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3 responses
@JoynLaughter (43)
• Philippines
29 Jun 07
1 and 4 :)
We really cant hold the air. Holding fart hurts tummy. So when I fart I make sure no ones around and if theres someone, I dont know why but I laugh and say excuse. Sometimes they laugh with me like I just said a joke.
So dont hold fart fellas or else it will sing ohh just set me free ~ release me now :)
@sandwedge (1339)
• Malaysia
29 Jun 07
ya..the harder you try to hold the fart the louder it comes out.
@redfang (967)
•
22 Jul 07
If im with my other half i usualy say sniff up mother there are vitamins in the air !! gets her mad as heck but its fun.
Who stepped on a barking spider is the phrase of choice if in public
And in a crowded place like a lift just sneak it out and watch the reaction look innocent and whatever you do dont laugh it gives the game away .
